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We’ve been wasting money on cancer since the dawn of time

admin — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 20:13:03 +0000

Guest James Fritz sells his JFL lament for $10; 70s Steelers are all demented; Rory Mcllroy wins US Open and his handed keys to golf; Kids are not allowed to sell lemonade outside of U.S. Open; No one cares about inter league MLB anymore; NY writers want Wrigley torn down; Harry Carey made the Cubs and Wrigley; Vancouver knows how to riot; LA football debates; Clarence Clemmons

Lebron James is beyond a failure

admin — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:19:02 +0000

Heat Index is Wind Chill done right; Women’s softball is a lot of strikeouts and bunts; Lebron James has a triple double and chokes; Robin gets a bad deal in the Batman story; -break- Guest Matt Kona enters; Terrel Pryor wants no parts of the Canadian Football League; USC never won a title; Baseball draft is untelevisable; Spelling Bee is torture for an obsolete skill; Allen Iverson wants to return to NBA; Alex Smith is 49er QB apparently;

90% of open letters are about how to fix baseball

admin — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 21:34:04 +0000

Guest: Joe Kilgallon; Sean had no power in Ohio; Miami Heat loses game 2 and the country comes together; Kareem Abdul Jabbar writes an open letter to Scottie Pippen asking what about him?; More Wilt Chamberlain tales; Shaq retires and ESPN needs him desperately for their awful pre game show; Sports Illustrated has to tell Ohio State that real violations occurred;

If the internet had any taste that Danny Aiello video would have 2 million hits

admin — Fri, 20 May 2011 18:51:41 +0000

VLR prepares for the rapture; Cubs go to Wrigley; Rain Delay baseball humor; Italian mob comedy; Danny Aiello on the Mike Huckabee show; Russel Westbrook is sabotaging the Thunder’s playoff run; Media still questions Dirk; Kareem Abdul Jabbar wants a statue; Randy Macho Man Savage dies , sad blow for cocaine and steroids; Marathon runner falls off balcony and it is wrongly labeled a suicide; Sean explains how to properly fall off a building

There are holes in the ozone layer but not in the Bulls defense

admin — Mon, 16 May 2011 22:42:33 +0000

Bulls win game 1 versus the Heat, and city expects a sweep; Oprah extends the playoffs for weeks; Making your own ice rink; Cities being healed by sports teams; Art Modell can not get into Hall of fame for security reasons; Shawn Kemp lies about Oklahoma city inviting him to a game; Yankees are forced to play Jorge Posada and Derek Jeter; ESPN book coming out has station panicked; Excerpts include calling Kieth Olberman a genius;

I didn’t realize I was pissing on a War Memorial

admin — Fri, 13 May 2011 03:23:10 +0000

Speical guest Joe Kilagowan. Friday the 13th is less anticipated as an adult. 3D horror movies were terrible when rebroadcasted. Lebron apologizes to Cleveland. ESPN wonders if Cleveland should accept it. What other people have had to apologize to entire cities? A NHL talent manager says homosexuality is wrong. Chick-fil-a will come out in favor of all right wing positions, even if unasked. There chicken is so good no one cares. Joe talks about his comedy suspension. Sean wants his ashes to be carried around after death.

We have been compromised to a state of pernament end

admin — Tue, 03 May 2011 17:21:25 +0000

Osama Bin Laden’s death might endthe NFL Lockout; Writer compares Lebron to Osama; Sports reactions to Osama; WWE wrestler Jon Cena announces Bin Laden news like a marine; QB run in NFL draft is similar to dot.com boom; Vikings do not understand quarterbacks; Bears forget to callin the trade they made with Baltimore; The NFL draft was most likely illegal and would easily lose a lawsuit because of Goodell’s incompetence; Ohio State can not believe that Tressel might have to be fired; Frontline does hilarious report provinghow corrupt NCAA is;

It Really is the WORLD wide web.

admin — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 03:21:38 +0000

No one cares about the NFL draft this year, but ESPN is still doing a draft assault. Sports reporters are acting like the Heat are playing poorly in the playoffs, despite destroying everyone. The Lakers are just bored with basketball. A Dallas writer says pitchers shouldn’t miss a game for child births. A Pittsburgh writer learns how big the internet is, after saying a SF fan deserved a beating.

ESPN fails the laugh test

admin — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 02:37:52 +0000

Madness coming to a close with unlikely Final 4; ESPN experts have to eat crow with VCU; Roseanne Bar is America’s last ugly woman; Calipari will have another final 4 vacated; Barkley bet on Kansas; Rick Reilly sees his first Jimmer game and is not impressed; NFL scout believes in God, family, and football; Peter King can’t believe any coach would not want to coach in NFL; Browns fan sues the NFL for lockout; Jose Canseco pulls the switch-er-ooo with his twin brother for a celebrity boxing match

Calipari is the Teflon Don

admin — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 02:24:11 +0000

Guest Joe Killgallon; The Night of Whites in Madness; Jam Band power forwards; Jimmer Fredette fits the mold of prick shooting guard; People think everyone from Utah is a mormon; Steve Fisher is a quiet Don; Joe talks about being suspended from his group Comedians You Should Know; The tale includes drinking, fighting, hatred and viral videos; Sean wants to form a dream team of comic lawyers to appeal Joe’s suspension